The bad guy ♥

C: "You ready for your present? Ow!"
"If you wanted to play rough, all you had to do was ask."
Girl: "Hey, Blair"
B: "Hi. Hello there. Happy birthday to me."
"You nauseate me."
C: "All this talk about how you have to be with Nate or the world will end. Face it, it's over."
B: "You sound like a jealous boyfriend."
C: "Yeah, right. You wish."
B: "No, you wish."
C: "Please. You forget who you're talking to."
B: "So do you."
"Do you... like me?"
C: "Define like."
B: "Oh. Uh--"
"You've got to be kidding. I do not believe this."
C: "How do you think I feel? I haven't slept, I feel sick... like if there's something in my stomach, fluttering."
B: "Butterflies? Oh, no, no, no. This is not happening."
C: "Believe me, no one is more surprised or ashamed than I am."
B: "Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphores they inspire but those butterflies... have got to be murdered."
C: "Fine. It wasn't that great anyway."
B: "Thanks."